Written by Kaiser at Celebitchy

Do you know how much Russell Brand reminds me of SEVERAL of the dudes I’ve dated over the years? I hate to admit that Brand is very much the type of guy I end up falling in love with. It sucks. Skinny, pasty, weird - it’s like he’s hitting my G-spot right now. Anyway, these are some lovely photos of Russell Brand in his turquoise panties (and black socks!), filming scenes for the Arthur remake. America, this is the UK’s Shagger of the Year for three years running. He’s nailed hundreds of women. How does he do it? Because I know most women don’t find skinny, pasty, weird dudes erotic. There’s just something about Russell…

Anyway, I was looking through these photos when I saw the following story on People Magazine. It seems that Brand’s fiancée Katy Perry is all about having babies with him. Oh, God. This is just going to upset him, Katy:

She may have fallen in love with his funny side, but Katy Perry was even more attracted to another aspect of Russell Brand.

“I think in marriage, when you’re picking a partner, one of the things to keep in mind is, ‘Would they be a good baby daddy?’ ” the “California Gurls” singer, 25, said during a YouTube interview in which she answered questions sent in by fans. “And [Russell will] be perfect.”

But before letting her fiancé, 35, show off his parenting skills, Perry – who is already mom to the couple’s “third child,” a kitten named Krusty – wants to focus on tying the knot. “We are excited to get married, of course,” she says.

And for the big day, the singer has already chosen one key fashion accessory: The perfect set of nails.

“I’m kind of a nail aficionado, freak. Sometimes I’ll have pictures of my cat on my nails, or I had a Willy Wonka-themed birthday party, so I had Oompa Loompa on my nails,” she says.

But Perry’s taking a much simpler approach for the nuptials.

“I think for my wedding I’ll do what is called wedding nails, where it’s traditional and pretty,” she says. “I don’t know if I’d want Oompa Loompas on my nails while taking photos, so I’m going to have wedding white nails.”

[From People]

I do love that Katy and Russell seem to be cat people. It’s unique in Hollywood, where everyone seems to have dogs. Katy even tweeted this photo of Brand in one of her wigs, holding one of their cats:

Ha! But here’s the real question - is Russell stuffing his panties? I think so.

Russell Brand on July 28, 2010. Credit: WENN. Additional photo of Brand courtesy of Katy‘s Twitter.