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 Megan Fox complains about people “rolling their eyes” at how young she isWritten by Kaiser at Celebitchy Elle Magazine’s October issue is devoted to the hottest twenty-five celebrities under or around the age of 25 years old. It’s all for Elle’s 25th anniversary. The pictorial is here - it includes people like Megan McCain, Camilla Belle, Mila Kunis, Gaby Sidibe, Amanda Seyfried… and Lauren Conrad (eyeroll). Gaby Sidibe, Seyfried and Lauren Conrad also got their own covers - I guess this revolving cover idea is here to stay. Meh on that. But it was Megan Fox’s inclusion that surprised me. Not that I don’t buy that she’s 25-ish. Technically, she’s “24”. Sure. But good God, that’s a hard, plastic, trashy 24, isn’t it? Here’s what Elle has released: Megan Fox: Actress, bombshell Credits: Teen-boy-movie staple; cast as fallen angel in the upcoming drama Passion Play opposite Mickey Rourke and Bill Murray. On being married: “When I talk about my husband [Brian Austin Green], I feel as if people roll their eyes. It’s like when you’re 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, ‘Do ... |
 “Emma Stone is the next big Cool Girl” linksWritten by Kaiser at Celebitchy Emma Stone will knock your socks off with her awesomeness. [LaineyGossip] Michael K‘s tribute to Ms. Blankenship, the Best Secretary in the World (on Mad Men). She‘s a sexual deviant! And a racist. [Dlisted] Speaking of Mad Men, Sunday‘s episode goes down as one of the best, most well-written EVER. Might even be the best episode of the series. [Pajiba] Ryan Seacrest is still fake-dating that Julianne girl. [Pop Sugar] Zac Efron does a Travolta/James Dean look. Tom Cruise just came. [Celebuzz] Pamela Anderson is going to film a love scene with a fan. [I Don’t Like You In That Way] Jamie Lee Curtis talks drug addiction & recovery. [PopEater] This Vogue UK cover looks nothing like Cheryl Cole. [Celebrity Baby Scoop] Rachel Bilson is see-through. [Celebslam] Heidi Montag tweets about giving her boobs a massage. I literally just dry-heaved. [The Blemish] Hilary Duff is a loser and no one cares that she got married. [Yeeah] Is this cover of Kate ... |
 Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes are renegotiating their “who wears the heels” policyWritten by Kaiser at Celebitchy This is totally a non-story, but Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise stepped out with Suri, Connor and Isabella today in New York City. We haven’t had new photos of Katie and Tom together in a little while, so it’s good to see them. Little Suri is hiding her face in these pics, unfortunately, and she’s still being carried everywhere. I love these photos because Katie is wearing heels for the outing, and I think Tom isn’t. I’ve been studying the photos where I can see his feet, and those sneakers don’t look like his special lift sneakers. Hey, the girl gets tired of always wearing heels, you know? He looked at Katie and was like, “Don’t be a bitch and wear heels today, okay? My lifts are killing my back.” And Katie was like, “I don’t really give a sh-t, Xenu.” I’d just like to have a word on Tom’s height - I wish that it didn’t bother him so much, you know? He’s an attractive ... |
 The “Lindsay Lohan clipped a baby” story gets more complicatedWritten by Kaiser at Celebitchy These are some new photos of Lindsay Lohan making a paparazzi-friendly visit to a movie theatre last night. Isn’t this what everyone does? Wander around pantless, wearing sunglasses, and head to the movie theatre after calling the paparazzi? At night? Right? And maybe on the way to the theatre, you can hit a few babies. Speaking of, we have some addendums to the “Lindsay Lohan hit a baby while driving like a crackhead in her Maserati” story. Radar’s initial story yesterday had Lindsay being too cracked-out to look both ways before turning on a red, then hitting a baby in a stroller before driving off without even getting out of her Maserati. Then, later Friday, TMZ put up their version of what happened: An eyewitness to the alleged Lindsay Lohan “hit-and-run” tells TMZ … the photogs who sold the after-the-fact video are lying. The eyewitness — a photographer — says Lindsay was leaving her apartment building Wednesday (not yesterday) and was turning onto Holloway Drive with a ... |
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 Star: Brad Pitt is boning a French model/stewardess named RacineWritten by Kaiser at Celebitchy Yet another “Brad is cheating” story, only this one is weird. Scratch that - all... |
 Swizz Beatz’s ex-wife Mashonda goes off on Alicia Keys in a new interviewWritten by Kaiser at Celebitchy I swear, this Alicia Keys-Mashonda Dean-Jahna Sebastian-Swizz Beatz is the bigge... |
 Jesse James & Kat Von D get pap’d constantly, and she’s thrilled about itWritten by Kaiser at Celebitchy Honestly, I don’t have strong feelings about Jesse James and Kat Von D as a new ... |
 Kat Von D on Jesse James: He’s my 9th boyfriend, we’re in love, he’s ‘the one’Written by Celebitchy Two out of the four tabloids I turned my brain to happy mush reading this morning have a va... |
 Jesse James and Kat Von D get serious as Kat flies to TX for weekendWritten by Celebitchy Jesse James and Kat Von D were spotted holding hands and canoodling outside Austin, Texas... |
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 Tim Gunn is calling out bitches left & right in his new bookWritten by Kaiser at Celebitchy Tim Gunn has a new book coming out called Gunn’s Golden Rules: Life’s Little Les... |
 Drew Barrymore’s gold gown: cheap or fabulous?Written by Kaiser at Celebitchy At first, I only saw Drew Barrymore’s dress - at last night’s premiere of Going ... |
 Angelina Jolie’s black halter sack for the Berlin ‘Salt’ premiereWritten by Kaiser at Celebitchy CB put me on high alert about an hour ago that Angelina Jolie was at the Berlin ... |
 Angelina Jolie wears a glittery sack for the UK ‘Salt’ premiereWritten by Kaiser at Celebitchy Here are some new photos of Angelina Jolie at the UK premiere of Salt, today, Mo... |
 “Evan Rachel Wood’s stunning Gucci ads” linksWritten by Kaiser at Celebitchy Evan Rachel Wood’s Gucci ads are stunning. She looks like Diane Kruger though, ... |
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 Michelle Duggar wants another child and will die for it ‘if that’s what God wants’Written by Celebitchy What can you say about Michelle Duggar? She seems like she’s happy and relaxed all the ti... |
Star: Brad Pitt is boning a French model/stewardess named RacineWritten by Kaiser at Celebitchy Yet another “Brad is cheating” story, only this one is weird. Scratch that - all... |
Swizz Beatz’s ex-wife Mashonda goes off on Alicia Keys in a new interviewWritten by Kaiser at Celebitchy I swear, this Alicia Keys-Mashonda Dean-Jahna Sebastian-Swizz Beatz is the bigge... |
Jesse James & Kat Von D get pap’d constantly, and she’s thrilled about itWritten by Kaiser at Celebitchy Honestly, I don’t have strong feelings about Jesse James and Kat Von D as a new ... |
Kat Von D on Jesse James: He’s my 9th boyfriend, we’re in love, he’s ‘the one’Written by Celebitchy Two out of the four tabloids I turned my brain to happy mush reading this morning have a va... |
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