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Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are still making headlines after their appearances at the world premiere of The Bounty Hunter in London last night. During her appearance on GMTV this morning, Aniston was asked if she would ever get back together with a former lover, and she replied: “Absolutely. When you dated before maybe you were at a time in your life when you’re not ready and not mature enough to make a big commitment. But people change and you learn to accept the good and the bad.” So, of course, OK! Magazine and other are screaming that she’s “open” to getting back together with Brad Pitt. But I’m kind of hoping this was her siren call to Tate Donovan. He’s on Damages now, and he rocks the Kasbah. Seriously, let’s hope she wasn’t considering getting back with John Mayer.

 

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The note on INF reads: “With filming for the movie ‘The Tourist’ delayed due to strike action across Italy, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and their two twins, Vivienne and Knox, visit the Gritti Palace Hotel in Venice, Italy.” So I guess Angelina had the day off so she and Brad took the twins sight-seeing. And the paparazzi got some really tight close-ups of twins Knox and Vivienne, and they are walking! Why is this shocking to me? I have no idea. I mean, they’re old enough at 18 months, but I’ve just never seen their little feet hit the ground. Sidenote: I spy silkies!

They’ve gotten so big you can actually see the little twinge of personality in them, like when we saw a then 1-year-old Zahara throw the paparazzi a “WTF, douche?” look for the first time. Just judging them solely by the photos, I’d say that Vivienne isn’t going to be a little tomboy like Shiloh. I think she’s going to be more like Zahara, a little girly-girl.

 

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Back in January, Us Weekly ran a hilarious “exclusive report” about how Jessica Simpson farted (loudly) during a business meeting, and her mom yelled at her for it. The whole thing was kind of unconfirmed, and it made me feel for Jessica. I mean, even if it was true, so what? The girl’s a farter. She smelt it and dealt it.

But now I’m beginning to wonder if Jessica might be one of the grosser women in Hollywood. She admitted to a radio show yesterday that she doesn’t brush her teeth. She claimed: “I just use Listerine — and sometimes I’ll use my sweater. I do brush every now and again, but my teeth are extremely powerful. Fine, maybe when I’m 60 I’ll all, “ow!” Sign up now, gentleman, so you can get this one! A farter who doesn’t brush her teeth on a regular basis. The line forms here!

 

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The National Enquirer has some insider information on what’s going on inside Tiger Woods’ troubled marriage. We heard earlier this week from Radar Online that Tiger and Elin were spotted kissing and hugging “right out in the open” in their neighborhood in Orlando, Florida. That sounded like spin from Tiger’s camp, and if the Enquirer is to be believed it might have been. Elin are Tiger are said to have had a big fight in a therapy session when she asked him to name all his mistresses and he flat out refused. A source claims that “At this point, Tiger’s marriage to Elin is nonexistent.”

During a therapy session at a private home, Tiger exploded at 30-year-old Elin’s demand that he name every one of his mistresses, insiders say.

 

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The tabloids are continuing their hissy fit about Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie being in the same city at the same time (and even in the occasional film frame). OK!, In Touch and Star are all running various stories on Jolie-Pitt versus Depp-Paradis, and some of the stories are sort of unintentionally hilarious. Things I didn’t know: Angelina likes to do all of her love scenes nude; Johnny Depp really wishes he was getting it on with Helen Mirren; Brad Pitt has bodyguards spy on Angelina; Angelina flirts with Johnny in front of Brad; and finally, Angelina forced Brad to stay in Venice with her rather than attend the Oscars, because she’s a demon. This is all courtesy of Jezebel’s tabloid round-up:

OK! Magazine - In Johnny Depp/Angelina Jolie news, a source who has worked closely with Johnny says: “Trust me. kissing Angelina Jolie on camera is the least exciting thing he’ll do all year.… He likes to do movies that are a lot weirder. Johnny’s dream costar is someone more along the lines of Helen Mirren.” A different source says: “Brad doesn’t mean to act jealous, but he’s not comfortable letting his woman get really close to one of the sexiest men alive.”

 

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Here’s Sarah Jessica Parker looking SO MUCH better than she did at the Oscars. Honestly, I do like SJP’s style, but she’s so much better in business-cocktail-wear than evening wear. Look at how pretty and fresh she looks! And compare that to her Wrath of God appearance at the Oscars (photo below). Anyway, here is SJP going solo last night at a bash for… wait for it… Bravo’s “Real Houswives”. Honestly, I think the party was for Bravo programming in general, but there were a lot of ‘Housewives’ there, and SJP should be totally above that sh-t. Is she trying to sell something to Bravo? Like, a television show or something? Why the downmarket appearance?

And why was she alone?!? Oh right, because Matthew Broderick rarely makes public appearances with his wife, and when he does, he looks totally uninterested in each other. Like at the Oscars. There’s some interesting gossip about them at the Oscars, actually. In Touch Weekly reported that “Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick were barely speaking at the Oscars, used separate dressing rooms and arrived and left separately.” Oh, that a good one, gossip-wise, isn’t it? And it goes along with a blind item I read yesterday:

 

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Last week, Life & Style revealed that there was yet another “tell-all” book being written about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, and this one wasn’t written by anyone named Halperin, or any miscellaneous gossipy gerbil. This one was being written by a British tabloid journalist named Jenny Paul, and the excerpts that she’s already given away for free are absolutely priceless. Initially, the excerpts were about Angelina’s affair with Mick Jagger back in 1997 (when he was married to Jerry Hall), and then again in 2003-04. Apparently, Angelina was also boning Ralph “Oh My God I Hope This Happened” Fiennes back in 2004, as she was continuing to bone her ex-husband Jonny Lee Miller.

According to Life & Style’s excerpt, “ the sources say Angelina was sleeping with Jonny Lee Miller and Ralph Fiennes when she met Brad Pitt and she’d just ended a four-month relationship with Colin Farrell, because he was becoming obsessed with her, and he drank too much and wasn’t a good role model for Maddox. An insider claims that Angelina and Ralph Fiennes met for regular S&M sex sessions at a hotel in London. “They would order room service and watch the news together in bed afterward.””

 

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Oh, for the love of God. Kate Gosselin is asking all of us “Why Can’t a Mom Have Fun?” on this week’s People Magazine cover. Look, Kate, you know I don’t like you and all of that, but seriously. Stop with the People covers every time you have a bowel movement. We get it. You’re on Dancing With the Stars, and you’ve got a budget weave, and you’re still “sexy” and you can still “have fun” and be a mom. Just stop talking about it. Give us a chance to focus on other people for a second. Like, you know, the people who have actual talent, like those Oscar winners that were shoved to the side of the People cover! Gah!

Anyway, People hasn’t released anything from the cover interview, although I suspect it’s the same rah-rah pro-Weave bullsh-t People has been feeding us for months. Oh my God, a mom doesn’t spend every waking moment with her children, and some people want to burn her for that, and People rides to Kate’s defense. Blah. But, Radar did have this interesting little story (if you’re interested in budget weaves):

 

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